What I Thought About While Walking Back from the Cafeteria Today
Accidentally slipping on the ice. Falling in front of an oncoming car. Oncoming car running over only my hand. All bones in my hand crushed. Hand replaced with a prosthetic hand. Initial depression over my massage therapist dreams being crushed is quickly replaced with an insatiable desire to overcome adversity. Master very fine-tuned, mind-blowingly impressive massage work with my new robotic hand. Become #1 Massage Therapist with Prosthetic Hand IN THE COUNTRY. The End
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3 Comments:
Indeed!
5:53 PM
well i can't second the previous comment since i dont read japanese. or whatever :) but this post made me laugh out loud. i very often have thoughts that run free like this. most often quite morbidly. ah we are indeed siblings ;)
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