Random Cheap and Half-Assed Plagiarism
In honor of Eleven's brilliant idea yesterday to have people ask him questions that he will answer in his blog today, I have decided today to do the following...
I will be answering questions that no one took the time to ask:
Not too shabby. You?
Ham.
No.
Well, once when I was, like, 13.
The messier the better.
Like I'm gonna answer that!
I went through a phase in 7th grade where I couldn't fall asleep unless I was wearing headphones and a specific woolen winter hat from Peru.
Almost 27. Egads.
8 years.
The day before yesterday.
Menorahs and balloons.
Eyes.
They're actually crowns. I'm missing one (it's a hereditary thing--my mom's missing two), and so they had to reshape them both to look like incisors--one of them's actually a canine and one's a very anorexically skinny incisor. I've never been able to wear vampire fangs for Halloween because of it.
Spit.
San Francisco.
No.
No.
No.
Yes. What're you implying, bitch?
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If you'd like to find out the questions to these answers, please leave a comment in my web blog (beg, babies, beg!!!) and perhaps tomorrow I will list the questions. If not, SCREW YOU!
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