Doin' the Robot

This year I gave robots up for Lent.

Now it seems like everywhere I go, they're lurking in the shadows, taunting me.

Yesterday, I was at the bar and this one



kept winking at me and showing some leg.

Then last Friday, the dude on the right (and yes, he was there with his boyfriend, also pictured)



kept rubbing up against me at Olive Garden. Which got to be a little bit weird since I was sitting down and in the middle of a meal.

And then this one too:



But in that case I was like, "Dude, I can totally tell that you're a person hiding under there." And so I immediately slept with him.

And then this one



was almost the straw that broke the camel's back.

Thank god for restraint.

Despite all that, I'm hanging in there.

But to those of you who gave up chocolate for Lent and keep whining about it, I've gotta tell you: next year try giving up robots. Then you'll REALLY see what sacrifice is all about.

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