If I were a boy...*

I'd grow a soul patch.

I'd make sure to have a five-o'clock shadow often.

I'd take up boxing.

I'd have mussy, short bedhead kinda hair.

Mussy bedhead hair example

I'd have more tatts on my lower arms.

I'd wear cute retro boy-clothes, like Brad Pitt in Fight Club.

I'd wear sneakers often.

I'd have a penis.

Things I'd miss about being a girl...*

Wearing cutey little dresses.

Fishnets and garters.

Wearing boy underwear (but being a girl).

Wearing knee-high boots.

Wearing cutey kids' t-shirts.

If I were a robot...

I'd love speaking in that stilted robot voice.

I'd treasure my GPS receiver.

I'd be metal.

I'd shoot lasers from my eyes.

I'd do the robot-dance often.

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*This is of course not meant to imply that I couldn't (or don't) do these things as a girl or vice versa, but I'd actively seek them out and enjoy them more as a boy.

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