Deja-Doo-Doo Part Doo
Hello. My name is Patrick and velcome to Funf-Dollar Bier, your blog for all things goth and food-related...

Today ve shall review food.
TOMATOES--overrated.
TURNIPS--Zay make my nipples hard.
ADAM--If I vere Homer Simpson, I'd be drooling right now. But I am not. Zo instead I shall vear black.
MCDONALDS--The elite say NAY!
ZE FLYING FIG--Makes me happy as a little giiiiirl!
In uzzer news, you can keep your eyez out for upcoming Subliminal Self shows at zee following site:
You can also drool over pictures of my monkey if you go here, here and here.
Vould you like to touch my monkey? Touch him! Love him! Liebe meine abst-monkey.
Until tomorrow, eat your brussel sprouts or ve vill hurt you!
Now is the time on Sprockets vhen ve dance.
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