Deja-Doo-Doo Part Doo

Hello. My name is Patrick and velcome to Funf-Dollar Bier, your blog for all things goth and food-related...



Today ve shall review food.

TOMATOES--overrated.

TURNIPS--Zay make my nipples hard.

ADAM--If I vere Homer Simpson, I'd be drooling right now. But I am not. Zo instead I shall vear black.

MCDONALDS--The elite say NAY!

ZE FLYING FIG--Makes me happy as a little giiiiirl!

In uzzer news, you can keep your eyez out for upcoming Subliminal Self shows at zee following site:

Subliminal Self Tour Dates

You can also drool over pictures of my monkey if you go here, here and here.

Vould you like to touch my monkey? Touch him! Love him! Liebe meine abst-monkey.

Until tomorrow, eat your brussel sprouts or ve vill hurt you!

Now is the time on Sprockets vhen ve dance.

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