Things That Make You Go HMMMMM...

1. The advertisement for Sky Captain & the World of Tomorrow--Movies' attempts to toot their own horns are just getting more and more idiotic. The newest preview for Sky Captain boasts the following:

"Everybody's talking about Sky Captain & the
World of Tomorrow including... The New York
Times, Gene Shalit, etc. etc."

Which, well, duh, is obviously true because anyone who WRITES movie reviews is technically GONNA be talking about Sky Captain since they're gonna have to review it. But who's to say that what they're "talking" about it isn't that it sucks like Monchichi in a sucking contest with a vacuum and a vampire? They could even just be saying "Sky Captain boob tit cunt!" and technically they're talking about the movie.
LAME! That's all I have to say about that.



2. Catcalling--the question still remains: WHY?!?

3. Chaser: the new hangover pill--Allegedly you can take this pill before a night of heavy drinking so that when you wake up in the morning, your head will feel light as a cloud and clear as a babbling brook. My thoughts on the subject: If you actually have gone out and purchased this item before, perhaps the problem is not so much that you get hangovers but that YOU'RE AN ALCOHOLIC?!? I mean, my god, if you're actually pre-planning your drinking bouts so extensively that you go out and buy pills ahead of time so you can drink 'til you're swimming in it, maybe the problem is not so much the effect that the alcohol's having on you in the morning but the fact that you're drinking so much so frequently that you actually NEED this pill.

4. "February"--Why that first R?

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