Things I'd tell my ex- if he actually read this blog and/or cared:
You know how we kept having to make up those elaborate scenarios each time my car would break down so that we could get it towed for free through your AAA (since I was too cheap to get my own)? Well, turns out my car insurance has covered towings all along. Go figure.
Hudson Haunted House is $10 fricking dollars now! And Bloodview's $12!
Ruby Tuesday's no longer has their kick-ass veggie burgers--they now have those lame-ass sad flaccid semi-cooked Gardenburgers like everyone else. *SOB*
I smelled you at the grocery store a couple months ago. Turned out it was 300 lb. dude that looked nothing like you.
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