The 2004 Randomness Awards

Best Picture of a Pickle:
Winner

Worst Random Experience of the Year:
Breaking down on the freeway twice.

Best Soap of the Year:
Mother Earth soap (for the second year in a row)

Funniest Commercial:
Winner (scroll down the list to Nextel: Dance Party)

Consonant of the Year:
Y (defeating 3-time champion Q)

Best Game of the Year:
Parcheesi

Best Bizarre Work-Lunch Moment:
Playing MadLibs outside

Most Amusingly Botched Reference to a Performer:
EPM referring to Michael McDonald from The Doobies as "Michael McMichael"

Most Weird ESP Moment:
TIE--
When I brought up the Simpsons quote "Let's stop listening to her" at my b-day or x-mas and later that day my sister gave me a cd mix that she'd made for me titled exactly that.
When I said out loud in EPM's presence: "I know there's SOMETHING I wanted to get at Michael's at some point and now I can't remember it" and he said "Bra clasp" and that was exactly it despite me never mentioning my intention to look for it there.

Worst Grammar Moment in an Awards Category Not Noticed Until Way Later:
"Most Weird ESP Moment"

Gay Super-Hero Duo That Makes Fun of People the Most:
Adam & Patrick

Most Random Excited Follow-up Description About the Eye:
"It's kinda like an a-nus w/saran wrap over it. And now I'm all excited again"--D

Sweetest Tin-foil Man with a Gun that Looks like a Blow-dryer:
Mine

Cutest Random Guy in a Commercial:
The Volkswagen Touareg Guy

Best Newly-Discovered Shop in Cleveland:
Suite Lorain

Sweetest Squirrel-Prank:
Lauren

Sweetest Chairman Mao Prank:
Adam

Foxiest man with no testicles and a hair-lip:
Adam's evil twin

Best Random Color:
green

Best Email of the Century:



-----Original Message-----
From: H_____, D____
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 2004 9:01 AM
To: S________, L___________
Subject: hello

INVAGINATE TO DEATH!

http://austlii.edu.au/~dan/gromit/vomit.html

http://www.joeant.com/DIR/info/get/364/34852




Most Senile Moment at Work:
When I got up to go get a print-out and then minutes later found myself sitting on the toilet, wondering how I ended up there instead of the printer room when I didn't even have to pee.

Best Girlie-Laugh:
Eric

Best Spontaneous GAH Award:
Gah!

Best Over-Used Inside-Joke That No One Actually Understands:
"At to death!"

Best Alien Life-forms Most Resembling a Bird and a Dolphin:
Winner

Best Year of the Year:
2033

Best Ring of the Year:
Skull ring

Zombie with the Most Holiday-Spirit:
Winner

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