Reasons You Should Love The Blob
It has the scariest theme song ever: Listen
All the actors/actresses look like 38-year olds playing teenagers:
Apparently no one in the '50's had ANY sense of foresight or could see anything coming in a movie.
All the actresses sound like Judy Garland when they talk.
The excessive use of each others' names in conversation:
"You say it's a monster, Steve?"
"Yes, Dave, something that looks like a blob and appears to be eating human flesh, Dave. One might call something that fits that description a monster, Dave."