Sunny Days! Keeping the... Clouds Away!

I suppose I should sit and write something interesting as it is nice and glorious and sunny out and yet I am sitting in my cubicle here, counting down the remaining 84 minutes before i get to leave. Writing would help pass the time. I can think of nothing to write though. The sun has hypnotized me and stolen all my deep thoughts! He'p me! He'p me!

So instead I will make some random lists.

Things I Would Like to Be Doing Outside in the Gloriously Warm Sun Today

Lying in the slightly cool grass watching the clouds roll by.

Lying in the slightly cool grass and making out with someone else also lying in the slightly cool grass.

Drinking an ice cold beer while sprawl-legged in a lawn chair with the criss-cross patterns tattooing themselves tightly on the undersides of my thighs.

Making a dandelion chain.

People-watching and concocting insane stories about each person.

Peeling and eating a ripe avocado with a glass of ice cold lemonade nearby.

Reading House of Leaves for the first time but outdoors.

Sitting and devoting more thought to the erotic dream I had last night about Jeremy Sisto.

Watching and petting somebody else's dog.

Watching little kids spin around in circles and get dizzy.

Walking down the street, slightly tipsy, with my arm around a good friend who is also slightly tipsy and grinning and laughing and with the slightest hint of beer-breath.

Painting my toenails.

Playing hopscotch with some little kids.

Walking in cool squishy mud.

Thinking about squids. But outdoors.

Digging in a garden.

Thinking about crushes and all the dumb boys I've had crushes on.

Whittling (or more precisely, learning to whittle).

Hoping for a thunderstorm.

Walking around nekkid in a grassy field.

Eating chocolate-covered strawberries on a picnic blanket with a sundress on, a warm breeze blowing, and painted toenails.

Famous People I've Had Erotic Dreams About

Jeremy Sisto

Danny Masterson

All of the Strokes--and at one time (!!)

My memory fails me and I cannot think of any others though I know there have been many more.

Chain of Words that is Popping into My Head Randomly and In a Row Right... NOW!

Corporal
Nougat
Siss Boom Ba (though I don't think that's technically a word)
Curvaceous
Cranky
Kissable
Spelunking
Cry baby
Castigation
Memorial
Punkerton (that's made up)
Spliff (is this a word?--must look up)

Current Favorite Name for a Cat:

Poupee de Madalpour

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