By-Line Contest

Currently in first place is Patrick's "Now that is the kind of puddin' that only two-hundred forty dollars can buy."

So get your suggestions in, folks. Beat Patrick! Destroy him! Conquer him with your martian army and your spike-heeled boots and your 6-inch-thick whip! MAKE HIM BOW TO YOU AND BEG FOR MORE!!!

Enter the by-line contest HERE


(Aforementioned Martian Army)

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