How Hard My Nips are Today in Sub-Zero Overly-Air Conditioned Office-Land

1. So hard that they have four tears tattooed under their left eye and have at least four inmates who the nips refer to as their bitch.

2. So hard that I stumbled into someone and my right nipple accidentally severed their arm.

3. So hard that I was sneaking into the Norway Museum to steal another of Edvard Munch's famous paintings and was able to use them to cut a small hole in the window just large enough to unlock the door and sneak in.

4. So hard that they ride a Hog and wear hand grenades under their jacket and can shoot a bunny down from 1/2 mile away.

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