Things I Like to Do to Entertain Myself in the Bathroom at Work
(None of which are dirty because those activities are reserved for BAR bathrooms only):
Try to sustain my urine flow as long as the other people in the bathroom--if I succeed, I win; if I fail, they win (though I try to avoid TELLING them that they've won);
Contemplate the different aural sounds of the urine flow--the soft quiet one that barely ripples the water, the loud splashy one that announces with proudness your job in urinating;
Pee;
Take a reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally long time to wash my hands when someone is silently sitting in the stall, waiting for me to leave so they can shit;
Try to make sure that I pee loud enough for other bathroom occupants to hear before they leave the restroom so that they don't think I'm one of the silent pooper-preppers listed above;
Fake bang the tampon/maxi-pad garbage can a few times so it sounds like I'm changing my tampon (I'm still not quite sure why I find this entertaining);
Hold my breath.
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