Fondle THESE Gunboats, Baby
Last night I gave myself a pedicure using a sponge-shaped piece of fine-grain sandpaper that I'd bought to rub out some scratches in my hardwood floors. Said sandpaper didn't do jack-squat for the scratches, but these size 9 gunboats of mine sure are as smooth as some other object that is really fricking smooth.
It is now time to pause and give thanks for me and my mundanities.
*Bowing head in a moment of silence*
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