I love you, Soup!

On this the most holiest day of love, I wanted to finally announce it to the world!

For 27 years, I loathed you! I was suspicious of your random spices! I was leery of the indiscernible chunks of veg-like substances floating in you! I was doubtful of the usefulness and enjoyableness of a relatively unchewable food!

At first I was afraid, I was petrified! But you've made me come to see the truth! You've made the world glow just a little bit brighter, the birds chirp just a little bit louder, the unicorns neigh and frolick just a little bit neighier and frolickier!

I love you, Soup! I love you, and I want the world to know!

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