Things That I've Randomly Found in My Work Filing-Cabinets While Cleaning Them Out Today

Not one but TWO rubberized spiders.

A large bag of pennies.

Many stale suckers.

Two romance novels.

Not one but about 6 rubber bouncing balls.

Bunnicula.

Stale marshmallow eyeballs on a stick.

Multiple sponge animals.

A withered yellow frog.

Hanukkah confetti.

Two slinkies.

Two cups with old never-been-washed tea stains at the bottom.

This bug/transformer guy who is now glaring at me.

About 19 packets of mustard.

Directions on how to work a robotic baby.

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