Personal Ads for My Cats

Zooey



Likes:

• Running around screaming while playing with her screaming ball.


• Piston-pawing my throat at 4am (with very sharp claws).


• Making everyone nervous by perching on the very edge of the rooftop when we go outside.


• Sleeping as close to my face as possible.


• Sebastian the groundhog.


• Eating ribbons and then throwing them back up.


• Sniffing Franny's butt.


• Wrestling.


• Throwing up.

Dislikes:

• When Franny butts-in on whatever game we're playing.

Franny



Likes:

• Eating midges.


• Walking around making monkey noises so that I'll play with her before going to bed.


• Chasing flying bugs that manage to get into the house.


• Begging me to pet her, but *only* when we're on the roof.


• Running out full-speed onto the exposed beams about 10-feet above my living room.


• Doing skateboarding moves when attacking things.


• Sniffing Zooey's butt.


• Wrestling.


• Sniffing the stink-pole.


• Eating.

Dislikes:

• Being pet.


• Being picked up.


• Being looked at too closely.

(Clearly, I just wanted an excuse to post their pictures. Though I'm guessing you already figured that out.)

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