THINGS I WOULD LIKE TO START INCORPORATING INTO MY DAILY LIFE
1. One-liners the likes of David Caruso on CSI Miami, delivered with pursed lips, contemplative eyes, and a cocked head:
- When you have everything, sometimes it feels like nothing.
- Tomorrow's what you make of it.
- The next time you want to take a swing at someone, start with me.
- You're evil, you enjoy death, and I hope you enjoy your own.
2. A soundtrack when I walk from place to place (think "Little Green Bag" from Reservoir Dogs)--must figure out the logistics to this... Pocket-sized speakers?
3. The use of antiquated words and phrases, ala Dane Cook:
- Hurrah!
- Jaunty
- Good day
- By George!
- Rapscallions
- Hooligans
- Shenanigans
- Nary
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