My muffler on my car busted this week, so it sounds like a small jet engine whenever I drive anywhere.

Yesterday, when I was exiting the freeway, I pulled up next to some dude in a sports-car with one of those pimped-out mufflers. When the light turned green, my car made his car sound like the whisper of a very effeminate man riding a bicycle.

I wanted to shout, Yeah, baby! Who's doing a better job of overcompensating for their small-penis-size now? but I didn't.

Because the answer is me. The answer *hanging head desolately* is me.

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