My blogging here has suddenly and drastically become null and void as of late, and I haven't quite pin-pointed why, as it's been going strong for quite some time.

The past few weeks have been awhirl with bizarreness, and perhaps that is why.

Perhaps I don't feel quite like me, and so I don't feel like pretending to be.

Perhaps I'm just lazy.

Perhaps I'm just tired of blogging.

Any or all may be the case.

But today, in an effort to avoid reflecting on the bigger things, I offer you up the following useless tidbits in the hopes of making my life look wonderfully benign:

1. I've been sleeping with Big Fish from One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish as of late.


2. I seem to have an endless supply of cookies issuing forth from my cupboards--I suspect inbreeding.


3. I realized the other day that I've started calling my cats "Stinker Bo-Peeps" for no reason.


4. I am sick of corn chowder and large spices.


5. I have been getting random crushes on people about every... 4 months or so, and it's starting to get annoying.


6. I had a dream this morning that Cleveland Happenstance was popping popcorn (because, yes, CH, despite the fact that you've lucked out and I can't hear your ceaseless shagging, I do often catch whiffs of your somewhat regularly-consumed popcorn).


7. Last week, I felt inexplicably happy after having filled up my somewhat-flat tires with air so that they were all at the same pressure, enough so that I wanted to volunteer the tire-info to people but thankfully didn't because I realized it would make for a really fucking uninteresting story.


8. A friend of mine sent me an email this morning that was so sweet and lovely that it almost made me cry.


9. I average about 5.5 hours of sleep every night (except for the weekend).


10. I drank Zima last night. I don't think I've ever had Zima before.


11. I chopped off most of my hair this past weekend.


12. I had a (sort of) erotic dream about a friend of mine this morning.


13. I don't think I've washed my current pajama pants in at least a month. (Ok. I lied. More likely two. Or maybe even three. I was trying to convince myself that I'm not gross.)


14. I have a fear of choking on large vitamins.


15. I just accidentally poured water all over my right nipple.

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