I've had that "The stars at night, are big and bright *clap clap clap clap* deep in the heart of Texas" song stuck in my head ever since I woke up, which is really goddamn irritating seeing as that's the only line I know out of the whole song, and I can't even vouch for its veracity since the only thing I've ever done in Texas was eat spaghettios out of a can at a very windy rest-stop.

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