More Zzzzzzzs Please

This morning I realized that I think I need to start getting more sleep. Why? Well, because yesterday morning, for a split second, I thought I had a dildo in my pocket. Turned out it was just a banana I'd put there earlier. But for a split-second, I seriously felt a moment of panic. And then this morning, I couldn't remember how many hours there were in a day. For about 30 seconds while brushing my teeth, I was seriously mulling over the fact that there might just be 12.

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