Normally I'm not a big fan of these things, but this was WAY too fricking fun not to share. (Thanks, Peppermint.)

Meme time. Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question. NO CHEATING.

How does the world see you?
"11:11"--Andrew Bird
(Apparently the world sees me as an alcoholic hobo:
"Standing on the corner
Plastic cup in her hand
Standing on the corner
Saving for some gin
You don't need to ask where she's been or what's up
She'll gladly tell you all about the life she had
Before she had the cup")

Will I have a happy life?
"Sometimes"--James
(Better than never, I suppose.)

What do my friends really think of me?
"I Want to Hear What You Have Got to Say"--The Subways
(Particularly when I'm ranting about animal rights or veganism--uh, yeah.)

How can I make myself happy?
"Dance All Night"--Ryan Adams
(I heartily concur.)

What should I do with my life?
"Swedish Wedding Song"--Andrew Bird's Bowl of Fire

Will I ever have children?
"Waiting for the Bus"--The Violent Femmes
(I don't even know what to do with that one.)

What is some good advice for me?
Richard Cheese's version of RATM'S "Guerrilla Radio"
(I'm gonna go with a "don't take everything so seriously" moral here.)

How will I be remembered?
"Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots, Pt. 1"--The Flaming Lips
(I don't think I need even comment on this one, given its startling accuracy. And yet, I just did.)

What is my signature dancing song?
"First Day of My Life"--Bright Eyes
(Worst dancing song ever)

What do I think my current theme song is?
"Let It Ring"--The Indigo Girls

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
"Lady"--Regina Spektor

What song will play at my funeral?
"So Alive"--Ryan Adams
(Ha ha ha ha.)

What is my day going to be like?
"Obstacle 1"--Interpol
(Great.)

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