My Defective Life

...Not the kind of wheel you fall asleep at...

RIP: My Dreams of Becoming a Samurai

I put these dreams to rest yesterday after finally coming to terms with the fact that there is no way I can attain any state of stealth with a left ankle that cracks like a bullwhip every four steps or so. (I have yet to figure out why it does this--it doesn't hurt, so having it looked into would serve no other purpose than to satiate my curiosity.)

I cried a little yesterday when I reached this realization, but I found solace in the fact that my 2nd-place career choice--vegan feminist ukulele/nunchuck expert--is still within my grasp.

*Playing the "Dueling Banjos" song while attacking my sexist, meat-eating enemies with flaming nunchucks*

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