My Defective Life

...Not the kind of wheel you fall asleep at...

Actual Conversation I Had at a Salvation Army Donation Box on Friday

Passerby: You need some help there?

Me: *grunting* I just can't seem... to get it in.

Passerby: Here--let me try and see if I can get it. Errrgh. Hmmm.

Me: Maybe we need to flip it some?

Passerby: Yeah, let's try that. *Both struggling*

Me: Man, it just *refuses* to go in.

Passerby: Yeah, sorry about that.

Me: That's ok--I think my box is just too big.

*Awkward silence*

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