Boredom: How to Cope

1. Tracking down individual songs from The Darjeeling Limited because Wes Anderson has the best taste in movie-music *ever*.


2. Staring at the Eagle of Patriotism.


3. Forcing myself to take a vitamin.


4. Thinking of what else I could look up on seeqpod.


5. Staring at my World's Ugliest Mom award.


6. Thinking about which actors and actresses are best. Right now: Philip Seymour Hoffman, Patricia Clarkson, Ryan Gosling, Isabelle Huppert.


7. Referring to my Netflix account to figure out the actors and actresses left off my list: Arno Frisch, Cate Blanchett.


8. Thinking of this boy.


9. Thinking of that boy.


10. Debating in my head whether Jason Schwartzman and Rosario Dawson are harem-worthy.


11. Avoiding posting a recipe on my vegan food blog because I'm not feeling funny.


12. Looking up a picture of an angler fish and musing over how cool-looking they are.


13. Thinking about wanting to plant a fat wet one on Tarantino for writing such bad-ass female characters.


14. Registering for my benefits for next year.


15. Wishing I was born with a soundtrack. Wishing that Wes Anderson had been in charge of selecting the songs for it prior to my birth.


16. Realizing I need to find some sad sap who enjoys shooting pool cuz it's been too fricking long.


17. Realizing the last item sounds like a euphemism for naughty things, when really it wasn't supposed to. Realizing perhaps it's doing double-duty as a Freudian slip.


18. Debating whether I should start writing out dates with periods (11.01.2007) instead of slashes (11/01/2007) because it looks cooler.


19. Ending this list and making plans to start a list of excerpts from the last few week's emails.


20. Oh, also: Forest Whitaker.

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