...Not the kind of wheel you fall asleep at...

One of my friends told me today, "you're so...moral...or something."

What's perplexing to me is that I hear variations on this theme more often than I'd like, and I'm always slightly offended and irritated with myself when I hear them, like I'm a lame-ass chump for trying to be a "good" person.

Makes me wanna push a granny in the street, steal an apple, and then fuck four boys simultaneously, without telling any of them that the others exist.

Which would be almost quasi-metaphysical. Or something.



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