This Week in Quotable Emails

Hahaha, I love it when a woman speaks of dismemberment, I don't even know why.

Today the increase of your male device size is not a dream

your mom's b00bs look like sperm whales. so there.

i hit the bowl. the bowl of fruity pebbles. THE FRUITY PEBBLES OF MY MIND.

Who's There?
Oran.
Oran who?
Oranges on the 2nd floor vending area.

if you're rocking a vintage frock, indeed you should wear it for your party. i need a good frock.

Now that you bring it up though, I think anytime is a good time for an S&M conversation.

ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT MY COCK IS SHAPED LIKE A FACE?!?

like i always say, 'sir, you need to shit or get on the lindy loo.'

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