A Robin-Swoboda-Induced Ass-Kicking is Imminent

Out of boredom today, I was looking at some of the searches that have brought people to my blog, and I realized this:

1. There are a lot of people that google the term "self fucking." And for some reason, they end up here.



2. I am not the only one weirded out by the Cheerios commercial where they dubbed American voices in over the British voices. The proof is in the google searches:
   
   "why did multi grain cheerios change the lady's voice in the commercial"
   
   "multi grain cheerio commercials weird"



3. I suspect in the next few days, I'm going to be mobbed by a rabid group of Robin Swoboda fans, given how many "Robin Swoboda"-related searches (and apparently an email link) have brought people here.



4. Some dude from Lexington, Kentucky, checks my blog a whole helluva lot. Shout out to you, random Lexingtonian!



5. "Nubile Korean." I wish I was nubile. *wistful sigh*

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