How to Tell You're an Irreparable Book Nerd

Your brain shouts, "Hurray!" when it finds out that the 2008 Pushcart Prize Anthology is finally in for you at the library.

Not "Cool."

Not "Boss."

Not some nonchalant and hipstery affectation of indifference.

But "Hurray!" With a fucking exclamation point!

Because apparently your brain still wears jelly-bracelets and those moonboots that change colors in the snow (which actually were kind of boss and cool now that I'm thinking about it).

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