...Not the kind of wheel you fall asleep at...

I was also thinking this morning that I wish my DivaCup came with a little vag-alarm that would let me know when it was almost full.

How sweet would that be if I was standing there talking to someone, and from deep within the recesses of my vagina, a tiny little alarm began to sound (one that preferably sounds like the alarm that goes off when a schoolbus is backing up), causing them to look confusedly around while I excused myself discreetly to use the restroom?

A vag-alarm would UNDOUBTEDLY attract me a boy who'll long for me, wistfully and heart-breakingly and from afar.



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