Macking on People at La Biblioteca Only Works If You've Actually Read the Book, Dude

[Clean-cut, suit-wearing fellow leans smarmily against the counter and eyes me and my books.]

Mr. Smarm: Crime & Punishment huh?

Me: Yup.

Mr. Smarm (boastfully): Yeah, I think we read that back when I was in law school.

Because apparently he went to the Dostoyevsky Law School of Sending People to Siberia.

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