Elijah Wood is featured on the (back) cover of my most recent issue of BUST magazine:


Yesterday, I stared at his picture for a while and thought to myself--the boy is pretty and yet so strangely translucent and blue-eyed that he looks almost extraterrestrial.

Which makes me feel as though I should follow this statement up by saying something like "I'd gladly let the boy anal probe me any time he wants!"

But I don't know that I would.

I just don't know.

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