...Not the kind of wheel you fall asleep at...

God Bless America

It always warms my heart when a newscaster, who has clearly undergone elective cosmetic surgery on her face, comes on the television with nauseous and heartwarming seriousness to advertise a newsstory about a cheerful young girl who was disfigured in a roadside bombing but who has been nobly "rescued" by the Cleveland Clinic and is being provided with a series of surgeries to reverse the damage done to her face in the aforementioned roadside bombing. All this mentioned with no sense of irony. In any of it.

*Cue the Star-Spangled Banner*



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