Gunshots in the Night

...are always slightly disorienting because, when you bolt upright in bed, startled from sound sleep, you're never quite sure whether you actually heard them or not. Add onto that, the fact that Old Guy Neighbor occasionally likes to mutter "If I only had a gun, wooo-eee" when complaining about how his downstairs neighbor is always smoking "the acid," and it makes for one unsettling night's sleep.

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