How to Tell You're a Feminist, Part 33

In your top bathroom drawer, there is a blow dryer, hairbrush, silicon sex toy, tape measure, and two screwdrivers (Phillip's and flathead).


*Sidenote: If I ever have a band, I must name it The Dusty Buttplugs, because it is a crying shame to go through life knowing that such a band does not exist.

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