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Coffee Pit

I spilled coffee on my armpit today.

My shirt wasn't actually ON when I spilled the coffee on its armpit in my car, otherwise that would obviously be a strange feat of gravity.

*Realizing it sounds kind of fishy that I had my shirt off in my car*

Nonetheless: I now smell like coffee b.o.

And coffee b.o. kind of smells like piss.



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