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Why I Only Scored a Measly 1 on my AP Calculus Exam

It is difficult to quantitatively assess how guilty one should be feeling about the following equation:

**If:**

- X meets Y;
- X likes Y quite a bit and flirts with Y;
- X gets drinks with Y;
- X meets Z and spontaneously hangs out with Z one day;
- Y vanishes for the summer;
- X realizes Y and Z are also good friends;
- X and Z become friends;
- X continues to flirt with Y through a few emails;
- Z drunkenly lays the charm on X one day;
- X is skeptical;
- Z undrunkenly lays the friendship on X;
- X realizes she likes Z quite a bit;
- X finds out Y & Z had a conversation about her prior to Y leaving;
- X garners from the brief retelling of said convo that Z called dibs on X, kind of like you call dibs on "shotgun";
- X envisions the convo involving lots of XY-ish ball-grabbing which really is kind of ridiculous but also funny;
- Z asks X to hang out EVERY day that week (sometimes more than once);
- X confusedly digs Z;
- X also still digsduglikesliked Y;
- X has told Z this;
- X has not told Y this;
- Y has not emailed X back;
- X is angry at her brain for not keeping things simple;
- X feels shitty;
- X doesn't even know if she *should* be feeling shitty really;
- X still feels shitty

Then given the equation of X + Y + Z = O, O would equal?

Square-root of pi?

Please to inform.

My calculus is shabby.

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