Why I Only Scored a Measly 1 on my AP Calculus Exam

It is difficult to quantitatively assess how guilty one should be feeling about the following equation:

If:

• X meets Y;


• X likes Y quite a bit and flirts with Y;


• X gets drinks with Y;


• X meets Z and spontaneously hangs out with Z one day;


• Y vanishes for the summer;


• X realizes Y and Z are also good friends;


• X and Z become friends;


• X continues to flirt with Y through a few emails;


• Z drunkenly lays the charm on X one day;


• X is skeptical;


• Z undrunkenly lays the friendship on X;


• X realizes she likes Z quite a bit;


• X finds out Y & Z had a conversation about her prior to Y leaving;


• X garners from the brief retelling of said convo that Z called dibs on X, kind of like you call dibs on "shotgun";


• X envisions the convo involving lots of XY-ish ball-grabbing which really is kind of ridiculous but also funny;


• Z asks X to hang out EVERY day that week (sometimes more than once);


• X confusedly digs Z;


• X also still digsduglikesliked Y;


• X has told Z this;


• X has not told Y this;


• Y has not emailed X back;


• X is angry at her brain for not keeping things simple;


• X feels shitty;


• X doesn't even know if she *should* be feeling shitty really;


• X still feels shitty

Then given the equation of X + Y + Z = O, O would equal?

Square-root of pi?

Please to inform.

My calculus is shabby.

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