...Not the kind of wheel you fall asleep at...

My Brain Has Always Been a Pain in the Ass

Even when I was like 7 and Gremlins came out, I remember being PEEVED OUT by the logic that if you fed the Mogwai after midnight, they'd turn into Gremlins. My 7-year old self actually sat there and thought, "Whatever. That makes no sense. It's ALWAYS technically 'after midnight,' stupids. Which means you can't EVER feed them otherwise they'll turn into Gremlins. Which means you don't make sense!"

Which led to my tryst with a philosophy degree, and it was all downhill from there.



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