...Not the kind of wheel you fall asleep at...

The Ways in Which I Sometimes Worry I Will Die

  • Choking on food at home all by myself.

  • Accidentally driving my car into a deep body of water without the windows cracked.

  • Falling down a flight of stairs at work.

  • From drinking water out of the same Nalgene bottle for about 4+ years at work without ever really cleaning it.



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