...Not the kind of wheel you fall asleep at...

I have these two trust-fund babies that live in front of me (and we're talking HARD CORE trust fund babies: brand new expensive cars, parents with cardigans tied around their necks, and regular golf outings (with their own clubs), despite only being MAYBE 24). Despite the fact that they often make my skin crawl, I still try to be nice to them. But this weekend, they validated the fact that they are the whitiest white people ever, when the party they were having got "rowdy" around 2am, and they started blasting the stereo and singing along at the top of their lungs to... Billy Joel, Meatloaf's "Paradise by the Dashboard Light," a song from Dirty Dancing, "Gangsta's Paradise" (which they prefaced with a loud "awwww, yehhhhhhhhhhhhh"), and--inexplicably--the theme song to Charlie Brown.



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