Circumstances Under Which the Superbowl is Actually Lots of Fun to Watch
- When you have a bet riding on it--8 vitamin waters for your fella if he wins, dinner at Now That's Class for you if you win.
- If you don't actually watch it together but instead text smack-talk back and forth the whole time.
- If the smack-talk is the lamest smack-talk EVER. Example:
"btw: the cardinals called. They said to tell you they suck. I told them I think you already figured that out. But I pass the message along anyway."
"Go team that looks like bumblebees!"
- If the team you're betting on scores a 100-yard touchdown in the first half.
- If the team you're betting on is down by three about 2 minutes before the end of the game, your fella dishes out a ton of smack-talk, and then they score a glorious touchdown and demolish the other team super fricking hard.
- If you are undeniably awesome.