Circumstances Under Which the Superbowl is Actually Lots of Fun to Watch

• When you have a bet riding on it--8 vitamin waters for your fella if he wins, dinner at Now That's Class for you if you win.



• If you don't actually watch it together but instead text smack-talk back and forth the whole time.



• If the smack-talk is the lamest smack-talk EVER. Example:
  
  "btw: the cardinals called. They said to tell you they suck. I told them I think you already figured that out. But I pass the message along anyway."
  
  or
  
  "Go team that looks like bumblebees!"



• If the team you're betting on scores a 100-yard touchdown in the first half.



• If the team you're betting on is down by three about 2 minutes before the end of the game, your fella dishes out a ton of smack-talk, and then they score a glorious touchdown and demolish the other team super fricking hard.



• If you are undeniably awesome.

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