And Subconscious Says: Time to Get Back to the Writing, Lindy Loo
Apparently sleeping with no pillow on a windy night can cause you to dream that you are a call-girl.
More interesting is the fact that in the dream, you will feel a mutual romantic connection with one of your male clientele, and as he leaves, he will fumble to write down his phone number for you on what appears to be address labels. As he hands it to you and turns to leave (this is the symbolic part--wait for it, wait for it), he will pause for a moment to tell you, with a warm grin, "Btw: My real name is Art."
BLAM! How's that for an overtly symbolic dream?!?