Seriously, You Can't Make These Things Up

So I popped out of my adjustment again yesterday, and it wouldn't be so fucking annoying if the cause of it wasn't the STUPIDEST THING EVER.

True story of me popping out (swear to god)...

Dude Who Sits Next to Me At Work: *NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM* (making loud chewing noises)

Me (trying to ignore him and get headphones on as quickly as possible before he says something stupid)

DWSNTMAW: Mmmmmmmm.

Me (fumbling headphones)

DWSNTMAW: Hey.

Me (turning head towards him too quickly--*POP*): What?

DWSNTMAW: *NOMNOMNOMNOM* (making loud chewing noises again) Guess what I'm eating?

Me: What?

DWSNTMAW: Meat-stuffed M&Ms!

Me: Awesome, dude. Congrats.

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