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Deep Thoughts with Lindy Loo

I just realized this morning that spam subject-lines are essentially just poorly-written fortune cookie fortunes.

Case in point:

-You don't have to look like trash even when you don't have cash-

-You can be happy leaving your wallet happy as well-

-It feels good to lose some weight the easy way-

-Get back into shape without a gym membership-

-Find the paradise inside the mechanism of a Submariner SS watch-

-Work at home-

-Your girlfriend will kiss your feet if you give her a golden watch-

And my personal favorite:

-Your masculinity will open up just in a few weeks-



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