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16 truths about guys - w4m - 25
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Date: 2009-05-04, 10:29PM EDT
YOU HAVE to read all of them and if you don't your going to come across with problems in your relationship for the next month!
1) Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep they always think about the girl they truly care about
2) Guys are more emotional then you think if they loved you at one point it takes them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they arent with you
3) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile ( :
4) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to
5) Giving a guy a hanging messa?ge like "You know what uh...never mind....." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking and he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out
6) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him.
You dont give advice!
7) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
8) GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THEN YOU LOVE THEM!
9) Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole heck of a lot.
10) If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with you
11) When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something
12)A guy would give the world to be able to read a girl's mind for a day
13)No guy can handle all his problems on his own He's just too stubborn to admit it
14)NOT ALL GUYS ARE RUDE! Just because ONE is RUDE doesn't mean he represents ALL of them
15) WHEN A GUY SACRIFICES HIS SLEEP AND HEALTH JUST TO TALK TO YOU, HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE
16) Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life
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