Apparently Left Hand Cuts the Right is a veritable flashback time-machine today.
First: the Guinness Book.
And now the sudden memory:
A boy once used this man to try to get into my pants:
More specifically, a boy once used Henry Rollins' poetry to try to get in my pants.
When that failed, he was not discouraged. He instead suggested that I just give him a ring if I was ever looking for a "friend with benefits."
The best part is that this whole conversation was very awkwardly had behind the circulation desk at the college library we were working at together.