Cake is to Phlebotomy as Pwned is to Owned
So I looked up wtf "pwned" means finally, and apparently it's smack-talk for destroying someone or "owning" them, you destroyed them so bad, etc.
But this is my favorite part:
"Pwned" is pronounced "Owned" and "Pwn" is pronounced "Own."
I think we should do this more often with words, the more I think about it:
"Cake" as pronounced "phlebotomy," for example.
On paper, I'd be all, "Bitch, can I have a slice of that cake?"
But outloud, it'd be all, "Bitch, can I have a slice of that phlebotomy?"
Imagine what a mind-fuck that would be. Especially to, say, folks at a poetry reading or something.