In the Universe Where 3 = 1 = 2
When the response to your email complaint to the USPS about your mail consistently being misdelivered to the wrong apartment* starts off like this:
"Thank you for contacting us about misdelivery in your area and you have place the mail back for the carrier deliver to the right unit. An you are concern if you are getting all of your mail"
you know you're pretty much fucked.
*including an incident where the postal worker SCRATCHED OUT THE UNIT NUMBER ON THE ENVELOPE and put it back in your mailbox so they wouldn't have to redeliver it to the front unit