Hipsters and (Anti-)Hipsters* Need to suck My Big Fat Cock
(Anti-)Hipsters: Stop talking down and rejecting shit JUST BECAUSE it's hip. Disliking something JUST BECAUSE it's hip is just as bad as liking something JUST BECAUSE it's hip.
Get your own opinion already.
Just fucking listen to music and love what you love, people.
It's not a fucking popularity contest or a hipster pissing-contest.
This message has been brought to you by 'Lindy Loo is Sick of Hearing "Yeah, I Don't Like Them 'Cause They're Just So Popular Right Now"'
*The (Anti-) is parenthesized because we ALL know that anti-hipsters are just hipsters in disguise who lack a self-awareness of themselves AS hipsters.